The Confederation of Central Asian Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President of the Confederation with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.186 billion Central Asians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tashkent. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Asian economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion Puls a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,928 Puls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Asian Republics's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Central Asian Republics is ranked 251,776^th in the world and 258^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.